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Steve is Marten's best male friend, an old college buddy.[1] He formerly dated Sara, Ellen, Tortura,[2] and Meena but now has a relationship with Cosette. During a long period in which Steve was absent from the comic it was eventually shown that he became a secret agent[3] and grew a beard. He has since returned to normal life.[4]
His age was given as 24[5] earlier in the strip, when he was dating Ellen.
Despite having been a character in the comic since the beginning, Steve is the only main character with a last name who has not had it revealed.
Biography[]
Steve works at a "nondescript office job"[6] when he's not being a secret agent. He has stated that he very much prefers this job to being a field agent.[4]
Steve was depressed after his break up with Ellen[6]. Marten introduced him to Penelope Gaines, a new Coffee of Doom employee at the time.[7] Steve was oblivious to her flirting and left the coffee-shop; on his way to a grocery store he met Meena.[8] After Meena forced him to give her his number without even telling him her name, Steve talked to Marten, who reminded him that he shot down Penny.[9]
Marten gave Steve's number to Cosette.[10] After Cosette fails to call him,[11] Tai Hubbert helps him to find out her full name. They finally meet when Steve leaves the dormitory.[12] Their first date is interrupted by a fire alarm.[13]
Tortura had visited Steve and Cosette.[14]
Steve discussed Marten's wish to learn musical instrument repair.[15]
Personality[]
Sex and drugs and rock&roll[]
Sexuality[]
Steve is exclusively heterosexual but is known to have once used full tongue on Marten on a dare while drunk.[16] There are some hints that there's more to him.[17]
Drugs[]
Steve drinks alcohol, sometimes to the point of binging,[18][19] but has never been seen using anything else. He is particularly susceptible to drunk online shopping. Breaking up with Ellen lead him to buy five hundred dollars worth of fantasy knives.[20][21] After a calm buddy night at the bar with Marten turned into a big party, Steve drunk bought a boat.[22]
Music preferences[]
Steve is known to play Animal Collective and his former girlfriend Ellen described Steve's favored music as "grown men mewling like children while beating tom-toms and playing $10 Casio keyboards".[23] He owns a T-shirt referencing the American rock band "The Hold Steady".[24]
Trivia[]
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- Steve appears in 1601—a redrawn version of Number Three: True Professionals.
- A popular theme of Steve's appearances is eating cereal. "Cutting to Steve eating cereal", or threatening to do so, has become a stand-in for an interruption in the flow of the comic, particularly at times of significant plot development, when readers would be more interested in other stories:
- Number 1026: Breakfast Table Discussion
- Number 2407: You Needed To Know, interrupting the aftermath of Henry Reed's wedding
- Number 2743: Not What You Were Expecting, interrupting an argument between Sven and Faye
- Mentioned in the bottomtexts and newsposts of Number 3374: Frantic Speculation, Number 3375: Know When To Walk Away and Number 3376: Now We Are All Toasters, during the discussion of the Corpse Witch's hold over Bubbles
- With Melon in 3692: She Really Gets Around
- Mentioned in the newsposts of 3734: 440hz and 3747: Classic Gaming, at the breakthrough of the romance between Bubbles and Faye
- In 4510: Capping Things Off with Cosette sleeping in the background.
Memorable quotes[]
- "What else have I failed to notice today? Are my pants on backwards? Am I on FIRE? DID I KILL A GUY EARLIER?"[25]
- "There's Tequila Monsters afoot in here."[18]
- "Do we Fight, use an Item, or Run?"[26]
- "I probably shouldn't have shouted 'I hope you contract dolphin-syphilis' at the top of my lungs."[27]
- "I might as well go to the morgue to pick up chicks from now on."[28]
Speculation[]
Steve's father has been married three or four times.[29] Steve's fear of commitment[30] might stem from family issues.
Gallery[]
References
- ↑ cast.php
- ↑ Number 1406: Do Svidaniya
- ↑ Number 1350: Her Name Is Tortura And She Is Happy To Meet You
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Number 1408: Dream The Impossible Dream
- ↑ Number 224: ID Please
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Number 816: Friggin' Architecture
- ↑ Number 818: Role Reversal
- ↑ Number 819: Homage To Kill Bill
- ↑ Number 820: She's Not Really Helping—Number 828: Ova And Ova
- ↑ Number 1430: Bears Go "Rawr"
- ↑ Number 1539: He Has A Very Strict Policy
- ↑ Number 1543: Ask And Ye Shall Receive
- ↑ Number 1552: Riker Looks On In Approval
- ↑ Number 3428: Friendly Exes
- ↑ 4151: We Were All Thinking It—4154: Nichijou
- ↑ Number 1639: Marten Is Resigned To His Fate
- ↑ Number 2321: Real Talk
- ↑ 18.0 18.1 Number 472: It's Not Going Well
- ↑ Number 1273: Another Meanwhile
- ↑ Number 474: A Bad Influence
- ↑ Number 714: Aw Yeah That's Hot
- ↑ 4170: Lonely Island
- ↑ Number 578: He Swears It Was An Accident
- ↑ Number 1386: Also Tiger Woods Is Really Good At It
- ↑ Number 826: Ephiphanies Can Be Painful
- ↑ Number 720: Random Encounter!
- ↑ Number 713: In The Heat Of The Moment
- ↑ Number 16: You're Ruining the Moment
- ↑ Number 395: Not Even Orlando Bloom
- ↑ Number 473: Living A Modest Mouse Song