Scott was Marten's boss, who first appeared in Comic 86. According to Jeph Jacques, Scott's "lackadaisical attitude towards office dress code is one one of the few perks of Marten's job."


Scott had a caring and friendly attitude towards his employee Marten, even offering bourbon and advice to Marten when he sensed he was down.

Sex and drugs and rock&rollEdit

We find out in comic 87 that he is currently in a gay relationship of six years. He kept a bottle of bourbon in his desk. His musical preferences are unknown.

Memorable quotesEdit

  • "You're lucky they didn't just take you out back and shoot you"[1]


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