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Ellen was Steve's girlfriend during the earlier strips of the comic. They had a few problems in their relationship, such as Ellen being underage when they met.[1]

She attended Smif College, majoring in marine biology with a minor in philosophy.[2] She worked as a waitress when she first appeared. She shared an apartment with Natasha.[3]

Jeph Jacques has said that she has been written out permanently.[4]



Ellen was straightforward and somewhat naive.[5]

Sex and drugs and rock&rollEdit


Ellen appears to be exclusively heterosexual,[6] and thoroughly committed to dating inside her own species.[7]


Ellen uses chocolate with caffeine,[8] and alcohol.

Musical tastesEdit

Ellen was known to listen to They Might Be Giants and Ben Folds.[9] She intensely dislikes Animal Collective and Slipknot.[10] She had a general fondness for musicals.[11]

Major EventsEdit

Ellen and Steve go on a double date with Marten and Dora.[12] This also happened to be Ellen and Steve's first date.

Ellen wants to move faster in her relationship with Steve which almost causes them to split up.[13]

After accepting a position on a deep-sea research vessel, Ellen is unwilling to try a long distance relationship and breaks it off with Steve.[14][15]

Memorable QuotesEdit

  • "You know, employing the Socratic Method in the bedroom could be pretty interesting."[16]
  • "We can just dunk her in rubbing alcohol and strike a match. The flames should burn off her outermost layer of filth."[17]
  • "If I were an eel I'd just lunge at him from within my lair, seize him in my jaws and pull him back inside to be devoured whole."[18]
  • "Well, I figure at this point I can either move on with my life or develop a creepy, obsessive fixation on Steve, and there's no WAY I'd have time to stalk him with my current course load."[19]
  • "I should just date a shower massage. They don't care about age."[20]

Ellen's GalleryEdit


Coffee of Doom Smif College
Dora Bianchi | Dale | Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham | Faye Whitaker | Penelope Gaines | Cosette Hurlbut | Sara McKinney | Raven Pritchard Allie | Claire Augustus | Emily Azuma | Bailey | Ms. Christman | Gabby | Tai Hubbert | Ellen | Lydia | Natasha | Marten Reed
The Secret Bakery Robots
Elliot | Jim | Padma | Renee Bubbles | Charlotte | ED-210 | Gary | Gordon | Leda | May | Momo | Pintsize | PT410x | Roomba | Vespabot | Winslow
The Space Station Parents
Doctor Bernadette Case | Head of security | Killer droids | Lieutenant Potter | Station A.I. | Francis York Mrs. Augustus | Elssa Bianchi | Peter Bianchi | Beatrice Chatham | Maurice Duplantier | John Ellicott Chatham | Emily's father | Emily's mother | Mr. Farmer | Henry Reed | Veronica Reed | David Whitaker | Mrs. Whitaker
Other Unnamed/unseen characters
Amir Afridi | Clinton Augustus | Barman | Benji | Sven Bianchi | Doctor Corrine Buenvenida | Dave | Dora's therapist | Marigold Farmer | Jimbo | Angus McPhee | Meena | Mieville | Pizza Girl | Princess | Samantha | Steve | Vespavenger | Amanda Whitaker | Wil Professor Amelia Borogrove | AwesoemPC1998 | Christman's fellow trustee | Hillary Clinton's AnthroPC | Fairy | Gym receptionist | Dan Miller's partner | Piercer | Pizza place owner | Red-headed customer | Robot saleswoman | Sex shop owner | Sven's bearded friend | Sven's stubbly friend | Kenny Wallace | Wedding registrar | Thom Yorke's AnthroPC
Minor Filler strips
Annette | Beast of Bourbon | Bros | Claire | Eva | Harriet | Jane | Luna | Dan Miller | Scott | Tequila Monster | Gina Riversmith | Lorena Torres | Tortura | Alan Turing | Vicky Andy | OMG Turkeys | Randy | Shame Orb | Shebly | Sweet-Tits | Yelling Bird

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