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Beatrice Chatham is Hannelore's mother. She is a very ruthless - and very wealthy - businesswoman.
Background
Personality
Ms. Chatham, as she likes to be called,[1] has the management style of a James Bond villain.[2][3] With whom, it might be argued, she also shares parenting skills.
Her own daughter has described her as "evil",[4] and even as "Darth Vader in a Martha Stewart costume".[5]
Other facts about Ms. Chatham:
- She avoids caffeine, considering stimulants to be unhealthy,[6] but does use alcohol.[7]
- She has no known kinks.[8]
Relationships
She did not participate in raising Hannelore[9] and treats Hannelore's mental health problems as a discipline issue.[10]
Despite having little in common with Hannelore,[7] she loves and cares for her daughter anyway[9] - it's just that she has evidently no idea about the concept of parenthood... or even about The World Outside a Boardroom.[1]
Ms. Chatham had little intimate contact with her husband[9] but has a new pool boy.[9][11] It appears that she forced her ex-husband, John Ellicott Chatham, to take her name as part of the divorce settlement.[12]
Music preferences
We have no information about this.
Memorable quotes
- "Of course, now I have a cadre of amoral minions to do my bidding for me. There IS something to be said for a good cadre of minions."[6]
- "I'm calling my lawyer to see if it's legal to purchase and then demolish a shopping mall out of spite"[13]
- "HANNELORE ELLICOTT-CHATHAM! NO HYPERVENTILATING IN THE FITTING ROOM!"[10]
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Number 915: Parenting Basics
- ↑ Number 994: The Voice Of Reason
- ↑ Number 961: Skull Island Franchise
- ↑ Number 1152: Orders From On High
- ↑ Number 912: It's A Good Thing
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Number 914: Lost In Thought
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Number 921: Starring Carrie Fisher
- ↑ Number 1831: Something About Us
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 Number 922: Another Heartwarming Moment
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 Number 916: Strong Medicine
- ↑ Number 1670: She Gets A New One Every Three Months
- ↑ Number 2118: Not FLAC?
- ↑ Number 917: Ejection